Bugforce Scale

Bugforce Scale as proposed by Paul Wagner

0 is Zero. Really. No mosquitoes or other biting bugs

  1. I think I may have seen one. But maybe it was a gnat.
  2. OK, I saw one, and heard one, but didn’t actually get bitten,
  3. Yeah, there were some in a few spots. Only the timid put on organic bug juice.
  4. Got a few bites, but I got more of them than they got of me.
  5. Time for DEET at dawn and dusk. Hiking, we just slapped and sped up.
  6. DEET while hiking. Headnets at dawn and dusk
  7. Pick your camp spots carefully, up on the ridge in the wind. Bites between hat and sunglasses–how do they get in there?
  8. Long sleeves and long pants, I don’t care how hot it is. Pray for wind.
  9. Headnets while hiking, or you’ll breathe in at least one bug per mile. DEET dissolves sunglasses
  10. Clouds of mosquitoes waiting on the trail and on the screen of the tent. Open warfare. DEET dissolves watchband, and it’s stainless steel.
  11. We made it out alive.
  12. They got Larry. RIP, Larry.

High Sierra Topix board uses a simpler mosquito rating system

  1. No mosquitoes or if there are some, but not biting yet
  2. Very light during the day, moderate at dawn and dusk
  3. Moderate during the day, heavy at dawn and dusk
  4. Heavy during the day, heavy at dawn and dusk
  5. Unbearable all day, no breaks, cannot eat outside of tent. If you stop, hundreds will descend on you; when looking thru a camera viewfinder, you see more skeeters than lake. If you slapped your arm, you’d smear blood from all the dead gorged bodies

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